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If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Pray, pray very much but beware of telling God what you want.
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Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get...
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety.
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Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself – and thus make...
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If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
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A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a...