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When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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Apparent failure may hold in its rough shell the germs of a success that...
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I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #22821
Oh sleep It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
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He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey...
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Ultimately we know deeply that the other side of fear is a freedom.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into...
Quote #1334
Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.