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Some of my friends support the measure, and some of my friends oppose it....
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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The reason I dont play ballads? Because I love to play them.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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If you begin the day with love in your heart, peace in your nerves,...
Quote #1448
An optimist is the human personification of spring.
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
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It is a brave act of valor to condemn death, but where life is...