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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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The smaller the understanding of the situation, the more pretentious the form of expression.
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
Quote #30075
I said I didn’t want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns,...
Quote #5260
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter.
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a true reconstructionist.
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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They consider me to have sharp and penetrating vision because I see them through...
Quote #34491
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Quote #26511
I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...