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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that...
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The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is...
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
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Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it.
Quote #29499
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe...
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The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind...
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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
Quote #6050
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people...