Quote #19531
I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...
Quote #19871
It is not enough merely to exist. It’s not enough to say, ‘I’m earning...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33405
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to...
Quote #10197
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Quote #3633
I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human...
Quote #2033
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think...
Quote #1078
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to...
Quote #9320
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
Quote #32342
(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...