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First make yourself unpopular, then people will take you seriously.
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as...
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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
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We cannot control the evil tongues of others but a good life enables us...
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I am a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work...
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Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid...
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a...
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