Quote #265
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Quote #25664
But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #28308
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
Quote #33171
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #34136
I have a problem about being nearly sixty I keep waking up in the...
Quote #315
Know the masculine, keep to the feminine.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #8785
I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion...
Quote #26523
Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract