Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #12716
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
Quote #29045
The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and...
Quote #18046
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
Quote #4858
The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.
Quote #22544
Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a...
Quote #12482
I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.
Quote #1665
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
Quote #21208
It is a secret both in nature and state, that it is safer to...
Quote #10679
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.