Quote #31314
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #18390
Rumack Yes I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #11452
Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.
Quote #16946
In England every man you meet is some man’s son in America, he may...
Quote #34661
Ah the clock is always slow It is later than you think.
Quote #31831
Nothing strengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individual responsibility.
Quote #12949
No one now dies of fatal truths; there are too many antidotes to them.
Quote #34912
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.