Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #28017
There’s no such thing as security. There never has been.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...
Quote #9716
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
Quote #34362
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #17323
Death is not the worst rather, in vain To wish for death, and not...
Quote #27207
‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...