Quote #8434
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
Quote #20325
Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
Quote #7801
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever...
Quote #23898
In order to be profoundly dishonest, a person must have one of two qualities...
Quote #13210
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Quote #25290
Conceit is God’s gift to little men.
Quote #3305
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #11256
A vision without action is called a daydream; but then again, action without a...
Quote #21025
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.