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A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Senator, I started my life in a house without water or electricity. So I...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #20292
Time cancels young pain.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique...
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Dream is not a revelation. If a dream affords the dreamer some light on...
Quote #32515
All general statements are false.
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England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
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Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in...