Quote #19509
Give me a museum, and I’ll fill it.
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I know this–a man got to do what he got to do.
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If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than...
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #26828
Deceivers are the most dangerous members of society. They trifle with the best affections...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #13750
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
Quote #19165
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Quote #22433
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.
Quote #15366
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes...