Quote #34680
Grant us a brief delay impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
Quote #18520
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a...
Quote #5862
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #24615
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Quote #10511
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
Quote #28284
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Quote #23099
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
Quote #1177
“My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.