Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #28694
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #23082
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #16806
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Quote #186
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Quote #25448
There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
Quote #22095
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Quote #5223
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the...