Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #7554
The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as...
Quote #34331
I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you,...
Quote #12825
He who refuses to obey cannot command.
Quote #19374
When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to...
Quote #23870
As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of...
Quote #25983
Men judge us by the success of our efforts. God looks at the efforts...
Quote #18299
We are all failures–at least, the best of us are.
Quote #21845
Ferris Cameron has never been in love — at least, nobody’s ever been in...
Quote #9803
How tranquil is a coral tomb, and may the heavens grant that my companions...