Quote #2079
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
Quote #16031
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford...
Quote #414
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #13187
When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag.
Quote #24325
I feel again a spark of that ancient flame.
Quote #22423
What is play to the cat is death to the mouse.
Quote #34291
I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly...
Quote #31442
You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
Quote #25675
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.