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We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
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I am not sure I am willing to do what it takes to become...
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He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I...
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Universities should be safe havens where ruthless examination of realities will not be distorted...
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Man’s chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
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Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty...
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A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...