Quote #12142
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
Quote #33237
To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.
Quote #17573
Winning is a habit. Unfortuantely, so is losing.
Quote #4518
Men willingly believe what they wish.
Quote #29123
At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going...
Quote #7926
The living need charity more than the dead.
Quote #18793
The light of the stars that were extinguished ages ago still reaches us. So...
Quote #5490
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.