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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
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There is hardly anything in the world that some man can’t make a little...
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts,...
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Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all.
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Push on, friend. You’re just one exciting step from the banquet hall of life.
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Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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All things are in common among friends.
Quote #12065
You can not gain peace by avoiding life.