Quote #15924
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels he is worthy...
Quote #28036
It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
Quote #19120
Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the...
Quote #22192
Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
Quote #34215
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #11297
Anger is a bad counselor.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #18252
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.