Quote #16469
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #20329
When you come to a road block, take a detour.
Quote #3977
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
Quote #26821
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
Quote #29010
The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #18317
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
Quote #462
Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
Quote #17403
Rest not Life is sweeping by go and dare before you die. Something mighty...
Quote #7873
If you wish me to weep, you must mourn first yourself.