Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #14105
Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
Quote #34082
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #2622
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent,...
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #17966
A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one.
Quote #17797
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Quote #29607
I’d better get off the phone now, I’ve already told you more than I...
Quote #23185
He is happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad.
Quote #18514
But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it...