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Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
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I would not give one moment of heaven for all the joy and riches...
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I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
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We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what...
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To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart...
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...