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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
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The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
Quote #16943
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor...
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Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
Quote #12599
I sing all kinds.
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What the people want is very simple. They want an America as good as...
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #24358
Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #15441
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.