Quote #26420
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Quote #20799
Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....
Quote #1940
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Quote #22103
We are rarely proud when we are alone.
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #24772
True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth...
Quote #13872
Proportion your expenses to what you have, not what you expect.
Quote #6791
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
Quote #21211
A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...