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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to...
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
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In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even...
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I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.
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He who learns but does not think, is lost He who thinks but does...
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Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...