Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #24032
Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot.
Quote #17416
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own...
Quote #16185
Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and...
Quote #21945
I am delighted to have you play football. I believe in rough, manly sports....
Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #2165
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...
Quote #31737
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when...
Quote #325
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
Quote #5503
Look twice before you leap.