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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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It is the great north wind that made the Vikings.
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The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial...
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Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That...
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The two important things I did learn were that you are as powerful and...
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What we are doing at the moment is more that just one thing added...
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Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Quote #24351
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.