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Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us...
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There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
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And that inverted Bowl they call the Sky, Whereunder crawling coop’d we live and...
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
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Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
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Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals: that they live in...
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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
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