Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #5777
I gotta be me.
Quote #11177
A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...
Quote #8089
The strictest law sometimes becomes the severest injustice.
Quote #10651
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of...
Quote #11128
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I...
Quote #3600
To the biologist the problem of socialism appears largely as a problem of size....
Quote #13008
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
Quote #13849
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.