Quote #2215
The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees....
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #6393
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #9337
Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.
Quote #14683
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...
Quote #32381
The man who said he never had a chance, never took a chance.
Quote #25536
I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If...
Quote #9939
I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward! You are only going...
Quote #3156
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...