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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
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This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized...
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If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame...
Quote #3336
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
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We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex–but Congress...
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Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tries, and a...
Quote #31913
Take care, don’t fight, and remember if you do not choose to lead, you...
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Plunge boldly into the thick of life
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Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...