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The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #31603
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
Quote #14945
Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #17557
When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye...
Quote #32569
Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I...
Quote #33611
Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Let’s love turbulence and use it for...
Quote #31469
There is only one real deprivation, I decided this morning, and that is not...
Quote #10810
Thomas Jefferson still lives.