Quote #6724
At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are...
Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Quote #7572
Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
Quote #26765
You have to sow before you can reap. You have to give before you...
Quote #8715
He waited for the mask to drop off, but at the same time he...
Quote #20477
Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
Quote #21305
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
Quote #4139
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #3228
Even in civilized mankind faint traces of monogamous instincts can be perceived.