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We were eyeball-to-eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
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Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines...
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
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…my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They...
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Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made...
Quote #3867
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #3718
Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!