Quote #5991
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Quote #28568
The stars incline, but do not impel.
Quote #9104
We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Quote #29700
Yesterday is a canceled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only...
Quote #18620
We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone...
Quote #32212
I bear solemn witness to the fact that NATO heads of state and of...
Quote #21518
She was a phantom of delight When first she gleam’d upon my sight A...