Quote #34269
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense...
Quote #24491
Within a stone’s throw of it.
Quote #34786
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong...
Quote #11046
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the...
Quote #2385
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
Quote #28720
All dope can do for you is kill you the long hard way. And...
Quote #2717
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
Quote #22661
Spread the table and contention will cease.
Quote #24191
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.