Quote #3376
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent...
Quote #10160
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #4648
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
Quote #19481
The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Quote #25343
Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
Quote #2381
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
Quote #24317
Latet anguis in herba. (There’s a snake hidden in the grass)
Quote #9736
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Quote #28093
I’m the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.