Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #1467
Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
Quote #7160
Law is the embodiment of the moral sentiment of the people.
Quote #14783
Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #31824
Civilization has been thrust upon me… and it has not added one whit to...
Quote #28475
A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to.
Quote #9161
I was afraid that by observing objects with my eyes and trying to comprehend...
Quote #26873
A mighty pain to love it is, and ’tis a pain that pain to...
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.