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I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the...
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You become responsible forever, for what you have tamed.
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Funny is an attitude.
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Pride, like laudanun and other poisonous medicines, is beneficial in small, though injurious in...
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Never have children, only grandchildren.
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When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or...
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Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
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Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there...
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Only the curious will learn and only the resolute overcome the obstacles to learning....