Quote #30471
Watch your thoughts they become words. Watch your words they become actions. Watch your...
Quote #22633
God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.
Quote #22763
Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth — more than ruin...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #10269
The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a...
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #23886
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Quote #11632
All is for the best in the best of all possible ways.
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...