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A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
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You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can see the...
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #9844
Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.
Quote #11814
Only the devil wishes everyone to be his friend.
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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
Quote #17379
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...
Quote #29770
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
Quote #6617
A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is a statement of...