Quote #14905
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set...
Quote #30964
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
Quote #21204
We cannot command nature except by obeying her.
Quote #25946
I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
Quote #680
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #16959
All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or...
Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #33150
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.