Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #1971
Red is grey and yellow white We decide which is right and which is...
Quote #6868
Facts are stupid things.
Quote #8296
Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it....
Quote #13642
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Quote #12281
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
Quote #19118
Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
Quote #33357
I thought I loved him, but I really just needed him. There was so...
Quote #11171
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.