Quote #969
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #9200
We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we...
Quote #22651
The shortest answer is doing.
Quote #32004
Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #2018
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Quote #32410
Humanity’s survival does not depend on reducing differences to a common identity, but on...
Quote #7821
Television is the first truly democratic culture – the first culture available to everybody...
Quote #10421
Never allow others to put obstacles in the pathway of your dreams.