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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #21833
The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
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I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew...
Quote #16635
I have found out in later years that we were very poor, but the...
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
Quote #17759
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Quote #30165
A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought...
Quote #14983
What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself...