Quote #16483
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it...
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To Robert Fulton What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind...
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But be, as you have been, my happiness…
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You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could...
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I would rather make my name than inherit it.
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It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful...
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.