Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #2400
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her...
Quote #2834
What if there had been room at the inn?
Quote #32223
Every successful revolution puts on in time the robes of the tyrant it has...
Quote #13147
The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons.
Quote #1553
One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to...
Quote #18725
A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe,...
Quote #25923
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #5147
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.